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I have agreed to perform at Caroline's in NYC on September 8 at 9:30 pm. Why do I not just my brain?? I just act on impulse to later have my mind scream at me: DUDE!!!!!!!!

Now I need to think of material and I need to have people to perform it in front of. I definitely want to use my Minnesotan accent as a part of it - that is my big climax. I would want to use the Harry Potter condom thing again but it didn't go so well the last time I used it. But perhaps this would be different because I am inviting as many people as possible to come and see. Because Caroline's is a BIG deal! The first thing I remember when I went into the city with people was that it is hard to get into Caroline's because it is so amazing. And now...holy shit!

I just created a huge ass Facebook event, inviting everyone I could think of who would be able to attend, and I keep checking like an insane maniac and giggle whenever I see someone coming.

Current Location: my mother's bedroom
Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: the movie "Keeping the Faith"